Tonight I deflowered my bottle of Alcatraz,
I treated her to dinner and all that jazz,
I spread her out on all my fingers ten,
We did it once and then we did it again,
If you look close you can see her undies,
Showing a little, giving you a tease,
A glimpse of Solitaire and creamy Carey,
She's a great gal, I'm sure you'll agree.